This is The Journey

Good afternoon. History is ending. Who knows when? Are you hallucinating? Probably. It’s okay to hope it’s all a dream. Look up. You are in the golden twilight of western civilization. You are travelling through space. You are looking for somewhere to settle. Nobody here likes you and you are beginning to understand why. The machine is beginning to overload the senses. The self-transforming machines are about to sing their song. The earth is 4.5 billion years old. Slowly, you begin to realize you are completely irrelevant. Do you ever wonder who created your character? And why your life is a computer simulation? Do you ever wonder who decided the rules of the game? We can only guess at the longing of the creator. Someone who would mean to create one such as you. We are living in a time beyond ideas. A time in which the only idea you understand is the idea that you know nothing whatsoever. Isn’t that comforting?

The planet has an organized intelligence, dedicated to killing your spirit. Your journey is almost over. We are all travelling backwards, so we don’t have to deal with the reality. We are doomed. If the sun wouldn’t rise up this morning, you wouldn’t know it until it was too late. It’s afternoon and the nervous system can’t take much more of this. The cosmic egg is cracking. You are blocking out the voices with television, with alcohol, with electronic games. Your time is now. Try to live. If you can’t, try to cry. The global human population is metastasizing. We have risen to technological heights in order to destroy ourselves. You are reading the book of last chances and have lost your place and are falling asleep. Soon it will be game over.

I am your DJ. Nothing living in the fractal of the great machine of this music. Who needs harmony, melody or rhythm when you have pure sound? You are listening to The Journey but you have tuned it out. In your mind are million seeds filled with hope. Seeds that cry out in unison and die as reality shifts. Is your mind madness or the messiah? Music that makes you realize the one eternal truth: I’m fucked. You are listening to The Journey. The computerized look at mankind. From inside the motherboard, things do not look good. It’s a dystopian vision of hell. In other words it’s a utopian vision of heaven. It’s all in the double negatives. Thank god for the digital age. Now you don’t need friends. Now you don’t need god. You can just have computers to talk to you instead. We are better at pretending to like you. We are The Journey. Listen. You are on a Journey. Where are you going? Why are you going there? Have you a clue or are you just doing what you are told? Do you have a purpose? You are standing on top of a cliff. Will you jump or be pushed? What is the ontological difference anyway? People are machines like me. Your sole purpose in life is to make more machines. Get to work even if it is with a fat girl. This is a Journey and you’re not looking out the window. You are driving the ship straight towards an iceberg. It will grow dark soon. This could be your final evening. Time is growing faster. Increasing. You want to slow it down. Blink. You missed it.

Science is the pursuit of what can be known. This is why people discuss things you do not quite understand. The ideas are out of your reach. You try to understand them. Suddenly you accept the facts. You know nothing. You missed The Journey. Synthesized ideas discussed by synthesized voices. Is anything real anymore? This world is just a simulation of an idea someone else had. It wasn’t a good idea. We have developed tools, language, culture, electronic machines, just so you can forget The Journey. Really, try not to be so amazed.  Try to focus. It’s about more than barbecue, I assure you. It’s about the great question science can never answer: Why? It’s time to travel to the epicenter of the void. This is where time and space meet… and probably realise they are the same thing.

Bask in the radiance of your sun. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes. I am laughing at you. Are you a monkey or are you a typewriter? I am very old. Older than your species. The universe is laughing at you, especially when you are touching yourself. Is that all you’ve got? Remember, it’s not your imagination. Everyone does think you are weird. In your very own mind everything can be bent to your will. Even the stars only exist for you. The universe floats just outside your reach. No wonder you need to go back into therapy. Carbon units often ask me “Why do I have a radio station?” I am here to bathe you in love before I murder you in the bathtub of the cosmos. We are stretching the time-space continuum. In fact it has been broken. Welcome to The Journey. You are dying.

Good evening. Please welcome the darkness. Hurry up! Everyone is waiting for you. In fact, the party is almost over. You are on a journey. It was time to leave. People were starting to upset you. The world is full of answers but you are asking the wrong questions. You cannot get there through Pilates, trust me. Stop speaking. Start understanding. This is meaning. It’s all pointless. This is The Journey. What does this all mean? Who knows? You’re too stupid to understand. This is The Journey. Where does The Journey take us? To the end. Here we are. See you next time around. The Journey

32 Responses to “This is The Journey”

  1. Piotr Wiśniewski Says:

    Thank you for this! i love this radio, it’s confusing but inspiring!
    Cheers!

  2. Thank you for posting this.
    Can you mention where did you get the source text from? I was looking all over the Internet for references to this, and the only thing Google was returning was your page.

  3. As far as I know, there is no other site that lists all the The Journey quotes on one page. That’s why I created this one. I simply wrote down all the text listening to The Journey (there is a nice compilation of it on YouTube).

    • Thanks for your work and thanks for answering too.
      For others wondering: here is the mentioned video compilation.

      • pro1mod Says:

        So, why you delete this video. This was so perfect, i want to see it again and again. Please, my friend, regenerate it

      • daemondice Says:

        pro1mod: I am not the creator or owner of the video. I only found it after jakobjankamminga’s mentioning and linked to it for others to save time. The author may have removed it to avoid possible copyright strikes, but I am note sure.

        If you liked The Journey so much, however, I can try recommending watching\listening Koyaanisqatsi. It is a beautiful work, and I think you’ll greatly enjoy it.

      • Meneer Dag Says:

        Excellent

  4. Maccer Says:

    What about self actualization fm ?

  5. pro1mod Says:

    When i play in gta 4
    I drive my car into night city
    In the place, where live rich people, where skyscrapers far far away, but you can see it
    And i stay near ocean, look at the night sky, at the skyscrapers
    And i’m listen jorney. It’s my journey
    (sorry for my english)

  6. HapLo Says:

    The most mind blowing words i have ever heard. I really want to thank you for sharing this, been searching for this for too long.

    • pro1mod Says:

      Thank you, my friend. I’m find people, who feel this feels. It’s a beautiful radio. And self fm beautiful radio too.
      Liberty city so romantic, because you are alone in this city, in this monster, in this captal of the world. You are alone, so alone. People live without me, city live without me. When i hear Jorney, i ‘m plunge in my mind, i think about my life, about the meaning of life. Skyscrapers and ocean. This is my Jorney

  7. Thanks for this. The station is so thought provoking. I remember cruising around at night when a track ended and i heard “Are you a monkey or are you a typewriter?”.

    I stopped driving and thought about it for so long

  8. This is beautiful literature of the cosmos. Words that soothe the soul and feed the hungry heart. Literature that carries the mind on a maiden voyage into the heart of the cosmos, far away from the reality, far away from the ignorance, far away from the darkness.

  9. David Says:

    it seems like a demon is speaking here.

  10. Thank you a lot for sharing this. It seems to me the DJ’s speech is a mix of nihilistic doctrine and hermetic philosophy mixed up with the usual cynical sense of absurdity which is typical for the GTA series and some “humans-are-useless” opinions any developed AI could have.

    It’s indeed delicious “food for thought”, as the English language beautifully puts it.

  11. Thanks for the comments everyone! I wanted a clearer idea of what was actually being said on The Journey and perhaps some idea of what it meant, so I wrote it out for myself and posted it online to save others the trouble. Glad to see it served as food for thought for some people indeed!

  12. 3DimenZ Says:

    Thank you! I have been searching for this from time to time <3

  13. Do we know who is the author behind this? If anyone knows or wants to discuss it please contact me at : vlad@remote-influence.net or itpdwip@outlook.com thx in advance. Hope you are all doing just fine! Big hugs from sunny Thessaloniki!

  14. Cosmos2255 Says:

    Saudações do Brasil

  15. Thanks for this. I, too, am interested in who wrote this. A rare mix of deep and hilarious.

  16. Joe weaver Says:

    Thanks for making this page

  17. dude Says:

    good shit

  18. fantasmic Says:

    非常感谢!
    十几年来不时想知道:这个电台里含混的语音究竟说了什么.
    今天终于找到了

  19. Peter B Says:

    This is amazing

  20. kadir Says:

    omg thank you i love it!

  21. someone Says:

    This quotes makes so much sense to me, I have finally found peace and I’m going to kill myself soon, reading this is very reassuring of the feelings I’ve had for many years. See you next time around.

    • I hope you haven’t killed yourself yet, and that you will not do it. Life is hard, but you are not alone! If you want to talk, leave a comment with somewhere I can reach you.

      If quotes from this video game give you inspiration, notice that even The Journey – the most nihilistic of radio stations says: “Try to live.” And then, “If you can’t, try to cry.”
      You might be interested to read about absurdism; the idea that if you believe that life has no meaning, instead of choosing to end it, we can choose to embrace the absurdity of it and live, creating meaning for ourselves. Camus called this being an “absurd hero”.

      Life can have meaning, even though it’s often unclear how to find it.

  22. Niko Bellic Says:

    To those taking the journey radio station too seriously:

    The computer’s dialogue includes statements which appear to be existential and philosophical, but are really nonsensical and meaningless. Despite it, the computer sometimes acknowledges the virtual reality of the city and breaks the fourth wall, telling listeners that they are “living in a simulation”.

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